I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
I got in my car, to go out for a bite
But I turned the key, and to my delight

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Once it was a Rabbit, old and grey
But my trusty tools stripped its engine bay
In its place, I installed a big ADC
From an eBay bargain Igor happened to see

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When the batteries died, I just used my head
They say I'm good at bringing life to the dead
And now I can charge as fast as I like
By arranging an appropriate lightning strike

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Out from the crypt Drac's voice did ring
Seems he'd discovered some little thing
He'd picked up a cell, and took a big bite
And said, "You know, blood's an electrolyte!"

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The time slips hidden underneath the seat
Tell me Igor's racing where the dragsters meet
Igor, if you want to win that dare
Add the knife switch from our electric chair

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I can't tell you how much joy I've got
Creeping up on people in the parking lot
So, to resurrect your dead car too
Call your EV vendor and say, "Boris sent you"!